Alternate Careers

If law school doesn't work out I've started to make a list of alternate career choices:
1. Stunt man
2. Only white member of the Wu-Tang Clan
3. Sniper
4. Mafia Hit man
5. Updated version of Mr. Clean
6. Dictator of small South American country.
7. Professional Coffee Drinker
8. Life Coach for David Hassalhoff
9. Weed dealer on the beaches of Barcelona
10. Coyote
11. Spy
12. Double agent
13. Rugby player for the All Blacks
14. National Geographic photographer
15. Porn Star
16. Underwear Model
17. Rock Star
18. The guy who wears the white shirt and black tie in the band Beck
19. Pirate
20. Arms dealer
21. Money Launderer
22. Hand model
23. Own my own Banana grove in Ecuador
24. Grow sugar cane in Cuba
25. Vineyard in Italy
26. Evil Chemist
27. Ex patriot living in Spain (Hemingway made a fortune doing it)
28. Cuban fisherman. (not fishing for Cubans but living in Cuba and fishing)
29. Sherpa
30. Performing artist on Venice beach (a la Kyle Gass)
31. Greeter at Wal-mart
32. Artist (sandwich artist at the very least)
33. Arms dealer
34. Professional slacker (oh wait)
35. Convert to Judism and become a member of the Mossad