It's official

I am officially a pencil pushing pantie waist. I usually have callouses on my hands from working or doing what ever. Today I noticed they were gone. Shit, I'm a pencil pushing pantie waist. I did meet a rugby referee, who was an older man about oh close to fifty I would say. He told me about his "roommate" who was Tongan, then proceeded to stare at my crotch. I thought if I played rugby that would remove the pencil pushing pantie waistness. However, here in Minnesota I'm thinking that maybe rugby is code for butt pirate. Which subsequently would push pantie waistnes to new highs. Blah, sick old man, he was probably just jealous.