The Gays hijacked my shorts

I have a pair of camouflage shorts that fit just right, are comfortable and would wear everyday if it was socially acceptable. I saw this gay guy that goes to my school and I told him "dude, I have those same shorts." He says to me, "it's my gay uniform." SHIT. I started noticing who was wearing camo and guessing at their sexuality. Met this kid the other day, wearing camo shorts and sure enough, registered an 8.7 on the gaydar. Good thing it's the end of summer and my legs are already back to their pasty white splendor. Pants it is from here on out.