Things I don't like....

I do not like the word "tits" as to describe things as cool. Granted I am infatuated with breasts. I love them. I do not like to make a noun into an adjective. That's a foul.

Why is it that we use genitalia to describe things? That was a "ballsy move" a noun made into a verb. Don't be a "pussy" or a "dick" another noun into an adjective. What the fuck is that all about? Fuck is appropriate and so is shit because they are genderless. Bitch is getting there thanks to the penal system (i.e. prison bitch). But for know Bitch is used to describe law school finals, for now.

Why can't we say I'm Earin' ya in English accent. The ear is less offensive than say an errect penis.

Taking into full consideration that a monument to our nation's first president George Washington is a giant white phallus. The twin towers too.

Secure exam makes me insecure that my professor will get my one and only thing that I am graded. Piece of shit hardly ever works

1. who gives a final on a Saturday? I got home late last night to find now cars by my house. I went through the usual scenarios...Oh shit, is it a snow emergence? Is my car going to get towed. NO, it's Friday night were the normal world does anything but study. (however, it was criminal procedure, i.e. get the family out of jail via the Constitution).
2. Fire alarm during the final. Not a soul stirred or even noticed that it went off. I hope some freaked out 1L lost their cookies and pulled. It would be kind of funny in a twisted way.

Why does everyone joke about porn now a days? Fuckin pervs, what the hell? What do you think that does to our women? Not good things, nor to us men.

Threatening with divorce does not do good things for the family either. Here today, gone tomorrow. What the fuck? We get sick of that shit in a real hurry. Sad that it's expected now.

Now to study how the white man took the land from the Native peoples and put a lot of confusing rules on it cause they didn't want the rich people to have if forever, but rather an appearance that poor folk can have a chance at owning land. Even though it's not really true.

I hope you die a painful and miserable death and involves some type of gummi, either worms or bears or a lethal combination of the both.