Cantus

I want to make a law school Cantus. Cantus is a Belgian tradition taught to me by Eric and Patty. Who did it while in Barcelona. It would require a president and some underlings to form the circle. There would be some type of call and response which should focus on the ridiculousness of the Socratic method. The president should ham it up as a snoot old professor and ask obsurd questions. Then make up some traditional song about the 1st year of law school. That's the first round of the cantus. Then for the second round do something about student organizations because the second year is when you do those. Have something about building resumes and not participating or some shit like that. Then some type of traditional song about being half way done with the tortue. Third year have something about looking for jobs and doing interviews, bar application, the bleak prospects. Of course all of this while consuming copous amounts of beer. Anywho, I'm looking for ideas. I think it would be fun. I have a friend in law school whose parents own a bar. I went there on Thursday and I think I could talk him into it. Ideas or suggetions?