Plan B Iraqi style

Don't you think that it would be cool to take the day after pill for Iraq to make it all go away. It's like a girl you see at the club. You think its a good idea. You get some support from your friends i.e. Tony Blair. France and Germany give you the finger. You make some logistical plans to get her home, where you forcefully invade her territory. You then realize that she is a psycho bitch. You also realize that you've invaded her territory enough that you might leave a permanent resident. You're getting fucked both literally and figuratively. Hurry give Iraq the plan b pill and get the fuck out before it's too late. Or hold out until after elections because it makes for a great hot button topic. What should we do about the psycho bitch. Can we just drop her off on the corner? Should we stand by her side while she goes through extensive therapy? Oh man we are so fucked.