Sexiest Man Alive

People magazine picked their sexiest man alive as George Clooney. Any man that can get his fingernails pulled out is ok by my book. I don't know if that makes him sexy but Syriana was a good flick none the less. I learned in law school that you have to see what the facts say and what they don't say. I'm trying to be a little humble about this but I'm a little upset about coming in third for sexiest man alive. Three years running. George and Mr. Pitt, as us in the industry say, are always near the top. What you don't hear about is a little ol law student, who is just trying to get by. Maybe when I get out of law school and get a little more exposure and publicity then, as Stewie would say, victory shall be mine. But until then I guess third isn't that bad after all.